We decided to have a Christmas section in issue three (known as the Christmas Issue). For some reason, we thought it would be pretty clever if we put all the non-Christmassy stuff in the Christmas section and vice versa. But we messed up and just wound up confusing people. This, combined with a rotten photocopying job at Corn Syrup's work, made issue three a pretty lousy issue. Enjoy!|
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