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The Morning Picker-Upper
by Maelstrom

"How much sexual innuendo can you pack into some typical routine?" Strandman asked one fine day. "Like say... getting the morning coffee?"


"Hey, honey. Would you like to pour me some (pause)... coffee?"

"Why sure, baby. Whatever you like," she responds, gently licking her ruby-red lips to a glistening shine with her soft pink tongue. She reaches in and her gentle fingers fold around the surprising hardness of... the cup handle, and she pulls it out, placing it gently on the hard... counter.

Her hand gropes around, finally coming across the hot... coffeepot. She raises the coffeepot to her nose and inhales deeply, releasing an audible moan of pleasure. "Mmmm... so fine," she whispers. She places the pot and the cup rim-to-rim, and slowly, gently... tilts the pot until he black liquid literally pours from the spout, filling the awaiting void with wave after wave of hot, sultry... coffee. She places the cofeepot down.

"Would you like sugar with that?" she asks, almost innocently.

"Make it sweet, baby, make it sweet," he replies, knowing what is next. She wraps two fingers around the hard length of the... spoon, and begins a slow, rhythmatic beat with it.

"...and cream?" she asks.

"You KNOW I like cream, baby," he replied, getting excited. "LOTS of it!"

"Come on, baby, come on!" he says, getting impatient.

"I'm coming! I'm COMING!" she almost screams, walking in and placing the cup on the table.

Backup Stop Onwards


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