"Hmm. Absolutely nothing." -Milky

"Nothing." -Xenomorph

"Nothing." -Persephone

"Hello. Nothing." -Nice Little Girl

"Christmas? Um, nothing?" -Creeping Face

"Never heard of it." -Man on the street

"Isn't that in January?" -Totenbuch Christ

"Nothing." -Santa Claus

"Christmas? Sounds familiar." -Jesus

"Fuck you." -Some bloke

"Can't seem to place it." -Some elves near the North Pole