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Poetry

An inaccurate account of the lives of dolphins trapped in the pupal state, through verse.

Test by Asphalt Bastard

You said out love could stand the test,
but we both knew,
underneath our big puffy multi-coloured hats,
that one bad game of Yahtzee would destroy us both.

Cranberry Mothra by Asphalt Bastard

Never thought
REALLY - about what it would be like
to own a kitten as soft (so soft)
as a kitten like you
So, small, vulnerable, unsafe you were
such a small little kitten
in my arms - oh to feed you
wheat and watch you grow,
watch you become large and beautiful,
but always so soft.
I shall not regret swallowing you, soft cat.
LIVE NEXT TO MY LIVER.

Sausages and Olives by Plastic Brain Carrier

Sausages and black olives
Go great atop a pizza
But take them of and
What do you get?
Just sausages and olives.

The Mantra of the Boat People by Paul

Boat boats, boats boats, boats boats, yum.
Boat boats, boats boats, boats boats, yum.

Backup Stop Onwards


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