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YOU in the QUEST FOR WOMEN
Waxed paper is an excellent food protector... It keeps sandwiches, lunches and
held-overs in flavour-fresh condition for many hours. Because it "breathes", it permits excess
moisture to escape from foods, thus avoiding sogginess, while preserving freshness.
You do none of this.
The year is 2026. Who will have the remaining women - will it be YOU or will it be the PAPER???
1. You are at a party. Suddenly, a bunch of women tear off their clothes and lock themselves
in a room. The waxed paper looks at you slyly as he slides under the door with ease. You pound
on the door helplessly. Your requests to join in are only greeted with laughter. Soon, you
hear many excited squeals, satisfied moans, and cries of "OH YES... HARDER, FASTER, WAXIER!!!"
You sit and cry. If you like anything here, or if you don't, please e-mail milky@yip.org. And arrange to be sent the first piece of YOUR NEW CAR!
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