What was he going to do now? He didn't have enough money to buy another hamster. He had spent his life savings on a new microwave, since his mom couldn't stand to look at the other one after the incident. No matter how long Joseph scrubbed, the baby flesh was still firmly melted onto the sides of the microwave. His dad said it didn't matter, they didn't really want the baby anyway. Besides, they knew how to make another.
So, there Joseph sat in the kitchen, staring at the bloody pulp which was once Teddy, when suddenly he had an idea. He would clean up the blender and just pretend Teddy had run away.
So Joseph's plan went ahead without any problems - he even got a new hamster out of it, and has continued to get one every week since.
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