Make Me a WOMAN

Make Me a WOMAN
by Milky

Could any human ever possibly hope to hear any words more thrilling than those contained in the phrase "Make me a WOMAN"? No, never. These four short words are infinite in their sexiness - indeed, recent studies have proven that these four words are sexier than sex itself.

Whether this powerful phrase is screamed, whimpered or breathlessly panted, it instantly conveys the message: "I, Unwoman, do hereby throw myself upon your mercy and request, beg, and plead that you do immediately cancel my unwomanitude and in so doing bring me forth to a new state of existance: Womanhood." (The alternate interpretation "Please construct a woman for me" is not nearly as sexy.)

With the utterance of these four sweet words, the potential woman gives you complete, total control over her fate. Now YOU decide if you make your partner a woman (turn to page 12) or let them wither and die (turn to page 48). The Boolean variable Womanhood is currently set to FALSE, and only YOU can make it TRUE!

Nor does the phrase "Make me a WOMAN" work only for young, pure girls. This is a common misconception. A 60-year-old woman who copulates with 20 to 30 men a night can still get good mileage out of the phrase. And, of course, so can a man. There's nothing effeminate about occasionally grunting "Make me a WOMAN" if you're with someone you really care about, and if you really want them to make you a woman.

(P.S. This is indeed the first sex theme issue of YIP. Issue 14 wasn't a real sex issue, it just had a sexy cover.)

If you like anything here, or if you don't, please e-mail milky@yip.org. Or you just might have a little "accident".