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Concepts in the World
by Albino Finch and Milky

Warthogs - 4/10 - These grassland mammals used to be all the rage down on "the scene." Now all they're good for is making down payments on a sleazy mail-order bride.

Professional Ethics - 6/10. This involves stuff like not raping your boss, and frankly, this concept seems more and more prissy every day.

Reincarnation - 5/10. I think the hindus are a bunch of cool cats, don't get me wrong, but they really fell down on this one. Viva la Transcendental Asceticism, babe!

Stirrups - 9/10. This is composed of two words: Stir and rup. Scientifically proven to be the most EFFECTIVE two words in the English language. Way to GO, STIRRUPS!

Potash - 4/10. A challenging subject to review effectively, particularly when one is unaware of exactly what potash is. Assuming, however, that it is a mixture of potato and ash, who needs it? You can't quite eat it, but you can't quite leave it in your fireplace, either. I say, not in my backyard.

Nose Bleeds - 10/10. Nose bleeds just feel right. There is just something cosmicly proper about a bleeding nose. It's obvious that noses were meant to bleed, or they wouldn't have those handy holes in them.

Post-Modernism - 8/10. This high-budget remake of 1950's "Modernism" captures the feel, and spices it up with spectacular special effects and a first-rate dance number.

Procreation - 7/10. This idea has officially changed its mailing address from "What's Hot" to "What's Not". I mean come on... babies, on purpose? That's just sick. (See next page for more details.)

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