The Olympic Logo

Okay. You run a bit, but then you get kind of tired, so you get one of the guys from one of the other countries to piggy-back you the rest of the way. He then piggy-backs you up to the podium to receive your silver medal, piggy-backs you out of the stadium, piggy-backs you out to dinner and back to your room at the Olympic village, and then the next morning piggy-backs you to the pool, where you reluctantly dismount in preparation for the third event: the swimming race. How hard do you try?

Really hard
Somewhat hard
Fuck it

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