The Olympic Logo

Okay. All the contestants line up at the water's edge. The whistle shrieks, and while everyone else is busy risking life and limb out in the water, you just sit down on the deck and dangle your legs in the cool water. And while all the others certainly prove they are faster than you, and better swimmers than you, you stay in the water much, much longer. So who's the real winner? Beaming with pride, you grab your luge sled and head off to the hills. Yes, it is time for the event that separates the men from the boys (and vice versa): the luge. How hard do you try?

Really hard
Somewhat hard
Fuck it

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