The Olympic Logo

Okay. You swim a couple of strokes but then you start to feel fatigued, so you just kind of give up and sink to the bottom. By the time the emergency crews manage to restore life to your waterlogged body, the fourth event, the luge, is already in progress. You tell the medics that you will finish the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation yourself en route and hurry out to the slopes to compete in the ultimate battle of Man vs. Tube Carved in Snow. How hard do you try?

Really hard
Somewhat hard
Fuck it

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