Okay. You swim really fast, and win. Later that day, the other nations declare war on your country and destroy your home land with nuclear bombs. Having no country to compete for, you are forbidden to compete in the remaining events, except for some new event you don't remember from previous years called the Who Can Drink The Most Pee Competition, which you win.|
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