Okay. You run really insanely fast and win right away, in spite of having broken one of your legs and misplacing at least one arm. As the guy puts the gold around you neck, he says "*cough* fucking suck-up teacher's pet little brown-nosing asshole *cough*". The other nations give you the silent treatment. It is time for the third and deadliest event: the swimming race. How hard do you try?|
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