The Tyranny of Bup by Floyd Soviet
Why do we eat sleek hens?
Is it because we envy pus?
Ahhhhh!!!!! My foot is caught!
I'm dying! Help me! This is not a poem!
I'm really dying!
Soap Mines by Albino Finch
workin' in the soap mines
tryin' to earn a little cash
workin' in the soap mines
so I can feed my wife
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Ode To A Freshly Sharpened Pencil by Persephone
Ahh, the wonder of a freshly sharpened pencil,
When it is sharp enough to pierce your flesh,
tis a wonder to behold
Ahh, the wonder of a freshly sharpened pencil,
Tis the thing men dream about
Women crave a freshly sharpened pencil - who knows why?
Ahh, the wonder of a freshly sharpened pencil,
The smell of freshly ground wood and lead
Brings tears to my eyes
and a longing for the past fills my soul
Ahh, the wonder of a freshly sharpened pencil,
Sharp enough to draw a nice line.
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