Marnie

Marnie
by Corn Syrup

Chapter I

One day there was this little girl named Marnie. Marnie went to school for the first time in her life. She brought an apple.

"Can I have a bite of your apple" the other kids would ask.

"No" Marnie would always reply.

Days then months then years went by. Marnie brought the same apple to school every day. "Can I have a bite" her teachers would ask.

"No" Marnie would always reply.

Eventually graduation came. While the dean was handing Marnie her diploma he said "May I have a bite of your apple Marnie".

"No" Marnie said. She was saving it for someone special.

Chapter II

One day while Marnie was on roller coaster at Canada's Wonderland, it sailed off the track and everyone died.

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