Bees originally wished to be called ares. When bees become extinct they will be referred to as weres. Bees are divided into three main categories: the workers, who maintain the hive and create the honey, their much-worshipped queen, and those damn paparazzi.
Flies are called flies because they fly. Much like swims. Fly turn ons include excrement, garbage, giving birth to maggots in rotting flesh, and flying repeatedly into closed windows until dead. Turn offs include guys who smoke. "It's just a filthy habit," said a fly spokesman.
Fruitflies were created when an experiment to transport a piece of fruit went horribly wrong. Sadly for fruitflies, their lives are miserable, meaningless, and far too brief. Indeed, some species of fruitfly live for only a few hours - less, if they don't take care of themselves.
Eagwigs are something of an underdog insect. Your parents don't want to catch you in bed with an earwig, which perhaps is why they're strangely attractive. Hideously ugly? Maybe. Cuddly? For sure.
The butterfly, better known as "the insect for girls", enjoys flying through rainbows and waterfalls and hanging around with flying unicorns and smiling clouds. And also giving birth to pupas.
As the only female insect, the ladybug is the bug that all the other bugs get a crush on. Of course, what a lot of people don't remember is that the ladybug was originally created by Gargamel.
Grasshoppers are good, if you need some grass hopped. Remember, they've been hopping grass since 1878.
Centipedes are perhaps the wiliest insect of all. Every time you shoot them they just grow more and more heads, hitting more and more mushrooms, whipping their spidery minions on faster and faster, until BOOM!!!
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