Brought to you by your local Gypsy
Title Page: The artwork was nice, but why no mention of gypsies? Also, what kind of name is "YIP" anyways? What's a YIP? Why not call it, say, "GYPSY"?
Editorial: I read it twice but found not one mention of the plight og the gypsy. Listen - if you don't have anything important to say to gypsies, why say anything at all?
All In A Day's Work: I couldn't help but notice a complete and total lack of stories about professional gypsies. I remember this one time, me and the guys were out gypsying, ah... you don't even care.
Credits: I think we all know where the real credit goes - to the gypsies. If they weren't out there gypsying away, you wouldn't have the freedom to write your damned anti-gypsy rag.
The Day All The Babies Disappeared: Let me guess - this story is supposed to make the gypsies happy, since it doesn't specifically blame them for all the world's troubles. Well you know what? It doesn't give them any credit, either. We don't need your pathetic attempts to buy us off.
A Little Something for Mr. Gummy: Oh I see... so now the human race is going to live under water, is that the idea? Isn't it a convenient coincedence that gypsies drown if they stay underwater too long!
UN Comic: MY GOD. What have we done that's so wrong? Why must you condemn us and hate us so fiercely? We just want to live together with you, in peace and harmony. But no! You shun us with your vile gypsy-bashing comics!
Hot Garden of Love: Hate-filled Garden of Loathing, is more like it! Am I honestly not supposed to notice the blatant calls for the mass salughter of all gypsies and their pets? Damn you all, you hate-literature writing bastards! Damn you to hell, gypsy haters!
P.S. Gypsies are also better than women.
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