by Albino Finch
The middle part of the joke will be ripped out completely, leaving only the beginning, and the punchline. The maximum amount of laughter can be got in the minimum amount of time. For instance:
So, this guy goes into a whorehouse, and then he said "Help me find my car keys and we can DRIVE out of here." At this point, the jokee will begin laughing hysterically, if he or she likes this sort of thing. Another example:
There was this guy in prison, and then he said, "Just don't drop the soap!" Ha-ha.
Stand up comedians can use this system also. Arsenio Hall can wrap up his entire act with two statements: "Roseanne Barr is SO fat!" and "Dan Quayle is REALLY stupid." Andrew Dice Clay's entire career can be summed up in "So, I was fuckin' this chick."
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