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• They just decided it was time.
• No sex, no life.
• They listened to Judas Priest.
• Quit while you're ahead.
• Couldn't find the solution to the tar pit problem.
• Female dinosaurs up on their high horse.
• They tripped.
• They trusted water.
• Calculus.
• Oral sex really caught on when they lost their teeth.
• Out of spite.
• It was your fault.
• Rode motorcycles without helmets.
• The didn't understand what the 'poison' symbol meant.
• IT WAS THE CHICKENS!! IT WAS THE CHICKENS!!
• Bad sushi.
• These things happen.
• Tongues fell out of their mouths.
• Stress.
• 'No-Breathing' day was more popular than they expected.
• Ditto with 'Anti-Water' week.
• Victims of Nazi war crimes.
• Embarrasment.
• Fatal Accident on 'Domino Day'.
• Curiosity.
• The leftists.
• Sucessful 'Anti-Food Addiction' campaign.
• They exploded.
• Hinges.
• Malta.
• The Bolivian Army.
• A crime they did not commit.
• A crime they DID commit.
• 'Free Edible Spike Day' mix up.
• Couldn't see the forest for the trees.
• Found x-rated pictures of God and Jesus. (blackmail failed)
• Were seduced by the pagans.
• Absorbed into American economy.
• Unsuccessful merge with the fish.
• Dinoghetti became too popular.
• They cried... TOO MUCH!
• Offended by human ethics, left planet.
• 'Anti-Egg' day.
• Committed suicide after viewing what happened to Mussolini.
• Tar became all the rage.
• Death was 'cool'.
• Sick of listening to 'the man'.
• Terrible popcorn technology.
• Vandalism.
• New York.
• Biftech.
• They just got mocked and mocked and mocked and mocked.
• They didn't understand the concept of 'Blood Donations' fully.
• 'Bang Head Against Rocks ... Hard!' day.
• Innuendos... heh heh
• They couldn't read the "RUN! ICE AGE" sign.
• They overestimated scuba technology
• labia envy
• Rock Candy took a bad turn.
• Stock market crash
• Fire looked yummy.
• They were both male.
• land got boring.
• they thought lightning would be their friend.
• "bite your friend's head off" day.
• "dance off a cliff" day.
• they made their hangliders toooo small.
• smoking.
• Fast women.
• no more Jello.
• they got like, really LIMP.
• The atmoshphere took a nap.
• they sewed their faces together.