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More Theories Why The Dinosaurs Died

  • They just decided it was time.
  • No sex, no life.
  • They listened to Judas Priest.
  • Quit while you're ahead.
  • Couldn't find the solution to the tar pit problem.
  • Female dinosaurs up on their high horse.
  • They tripped.
  • They trusted water.
  • Calculus.
  • Oral sex really caught on when they lost their teeth.
  • Out of spite.
  • It was your fault.
  • Rode motorcycles without helmets.
  • The didn't understand what the 'poison' symbol meant.
  • Bad sushi.
  • These things happen.
  • Tongues fell out of their mouths.
  • Stress.
  • 'No-Breathing' day was more popular than they expected.
  • Ditto with 'Anti-Water' week.
  • Victims of Nazi war crimes.
  • Embarrasment.
  • Fatal Accident on 'Domino Day'.
  • Curiosity.
  • The leftists.
  • Sucessful 'Anti-Food Addiction' campaign.
  • They exploded.
  • Hinges.
  • Malta.
  • The Bolivian Army.
  • A crime they did not commit.
  • A crime they DID commit.
  • 'Free Edible Spike Day' mix up.
  • Couldn't see the forest for the trees.
  • Found x-rated pictures of God and Jesus. (blackmail failed)
  • Were seduced by the pagans.
  • Absorbed into American economy.
  • Unsuccessful merge with the fish.
  • Dinoghetti became too popular.
  • They cried... TOO MUCH!
  • Offended by human ethics, left planet.
  • 'Anti-Egg' day.
  • Committed suicide after viewing what happened to Mussolini.
  • Tar became all the rage.
  • Death was 'cool'.
  • Sick of listening to 'the man'.
  • Terrible popcorn technology.
  • Vandalism.
  • New York.
  • Biftech.
  • They just got mocked and mocked and mocked and mocked.
  • They didn't understand the concept of 'Blood Donations' fully.
  • 'Bang Head Against Rocks ... Hard!' day.
  • Innuendos... heh heh
  • They couldn't read the "RUN! ICE AGE" sign.
  • They overestimated scuba technology
  • labia envy
  • Rock Candy took a bad turn.
  • Stock market crash
  • Fire looked yummy.
  • They were both male.
  • land got boring.
  • they thought lightning would be their friend.
  • "bite your friend's head off" day.
  • "dance off a cliff" day.
  • they made their hangliders toooo small.
  • smoking.
  • Fast women.
  • no more Jello.
  • they got like, really LIMP.
  • The atmoshphere took a nap.
  • they sewed their faces together.
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