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- They just decided it was time.
- No sex, no life.
- They listened to Judas Priest.
- Quit while you're ahead.
- Couldn't find the solution to the tar pit problem.
- Female dinosaurs up on their high horse.
- They tripped.
- They trusted water.
- Oral sex really caught on when they lost their teeth.
- Out of spite.
- It was your fault.
- Rode motorcycles without helmets.
- The didn't understand what the 'poison' symbol meant.
- IT WAS THE CHICKENS!! IT WAS THE CHICKENS!!
- Bad sushi.
- These things happen.
- Tongues fell out of their mouths.
- 'No-Breathing' day was more popular than they expected.
- Ditto with 'Anti-Water' week.
- Victims of Nazi war crimes.
- Fatal Accident on 'Domino Day'.
- The leftists.
- Sucessful 'Anti-Food Addiction' campaign.
- They exploded.
- The Bolivian Army.
- A crime they did not commit.
- A crime they DID commit.
- 'Free Edible Spike Day' mix up.
- Couldn't see the forest for the trees.
- Found x-rated pictures of God and Jesus. (blackmail failed)
- Were seduced by the pagans.
- Absorbed into American economy.
- Unsuccessful merge with the fish.
- Dinoghetti became too popular.
- They cried... TOO MUCH!
- Offended by human ethics, left planet.
- 'Anti-Egg' day.
- Committed suicide after viewing what happened to Mussolini.
- Tar became all the rage.
- Death was 'cool'.
- Sick of listening to 'the man'.
- Terrible popcorn technology.
- New York.
- They just got mocked and mocked and mocked and mocked.
- They didn't understand the concept of 'Blood Donations' fully.
- 'Bang Head Against Rocks ... Hard!' day.
- Innuendos... heh heh
- They couldn't read the "RUN! ICE AGE" sign.
- They overestimated scuba technology
- labia envy
- Rock Candy took a bad turn.
- Stock market crash
- Fire looked yummy.
- They were both male.
- land got boring.
- they thought lightning would be their friend.
- "bite your friend's head off" day.
- "dance off a cliff" day.
- they made their hangliders toooo small.
- Fast women.
- no more Jello.
- they got like, really LIMP.
- The atmoshphere took a nap.
- they sewed their faces together.
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