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"I went to work last Tuesday at my office on the Pinzel building in lovely downtown Arizona - maybe you know it? Anyway, so I'm sitting in my chair (it's sort of old and purple, but I love it!!) So I have to make a phone call to my old buddy Simmons, in sales (we sort of have a little rivalry going - but he's basically a great guy). I've got this fancy new AT&T phone - it's all fancy-dancy and high tech, I guess that's just the way things are these days. So I reach down to grab the receiver - and (get this!) someone had moved my phone to the other side of my desk! The whole office cracked up - I nearly died! What a day!"
-Contributed by Steve Denheyer

"I'm unemployed, but I'm sure something funny could happen if I had the chance. Can I have the $50?"
-Contributed by Ernie Lundquist

"Me and the boys at the office have always been kind of wacky. Oftentimes, after work we'd go to a bar and drink beer! So this one time, we undertipped the waitress. Boy, was she pissed! And I'll never forget the time me and Jim played this game of pool, and I made this shot! Woah! The ball bounced right off the table and into Bobby's beer! We laughed and laughed! The times we had!"
- Contributed by Jimmy "Wildman" Hurst

"Highly trained professional assassins like me don't get much opportunity for antics - but when we do, it's a gigglefest. Like this one time when I shot the wrong guy. Okay, it wasn't that funny, but at the time, me and the guys were slappin' our knees with hilarity! We still are..."
- Contributed by John Ramiraz

"Working at an underground child pornography magazine, one naturally gets a lot of opportunities for hijinks. But they're all illegal. They're funny, though. Where's my $50?"
- Contributed by Anonymous

"I'm a priest. I was innocently torturing eight small kittens and screaming my love for Satan, my robes drenched in kitten blood. When I suddenly realized that it was actually Sunday morning, and a bunch of people were watching me deliver a sermon. Ha Ha!"
- Contributed by Rev. Buddy Horner