The Olympic Logo

Okay. While everyone else is jumping this way and that, you run off and make friends with a seagull, who promises to give you magic powers some other time. It doesn't occur to you at the time, but years later, you realize that the friendly seagull would have made an excellent role model for troubled street youth, if you could've taught him to rap worth a damn. But, as I mentioned, that thought doesn't occur to you for years. For now, you must focus on simply SURVIVING the next event: the 100-meter dash. How hard do you try?

Really hard
Somewhat hard
Fuck it

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