The Olympic Logo

Okay. You give 110 percent, but unfortunately, the guy beside you gives 111. You hate it when they do that! Still, at least you didn't have to break a sweat. Clutching your silver medal in your still-dry palm, you prepare for the second event: the 100-meter dash. How hard do you try?

Really hard
Somewhat hard
Fuck it

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