Okay. You jump really, really high and win the gold medal. As the guy puts the gold around your neck, he says "*cough* show off *cough*". You think you hear some of the fans mumbling "brown-nose". It is time for the perhaps the riskiest event of the entire games: the 100-meter dash. How hard do you try? Really hard Somewhat hard Fuck it The Olympics are owned by the Coca-Cola Corporation®. Space for the Olympics was donated by YIP.