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The man was quite content as he shoved spoonfuls of mashed potatoes into his large mouth. He looked at his wife and kids. My oh my but they were fine, he thought. He silently thanked God that his head was not one of the outer gas giant planets of our solar system, with little moons revolving around his head at all hours and maybe even a ring system to block his view.

Then, all of a sudden, he noticed a swirling cloud of hydrogen and methane gas swirling around his head but ignored it. More and more gas began rotating around him at a feverish pace. It began to cling to his head. Then he noticed several small spheres flying around his head - moons, he realized with disgust.

Soon the gas had formed into a large sphere around his head. He could see several multicoloured cloud layers, then he noticed a large spot. In the same split-second, he felt a large hurricane pull at his head's cloud layer.

The spheres circling his head were getting fairly large now. Suddenly, one of the spheres exploded. Before he knew it there was a ring system blocking the humourous antics on the television screen from his sight. His head began to revolve on his axis every nien hours. Then, he was in the solar system millions of miles away from the sun and his dear family. The incident made a huge impression on him.