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"Got AIDS?" "No." "Want it?" "So... me, you, a few goats... it would be nice." "Are you into crucifixion?" "Feel this? It only cost $1.97." "C'mon." "If you were made to eat a part of your body of your choice, which part would you eat?" "HI. I know I don't know you, but when are we going to have kids?" "Are you stupid or something?" "Would you take it personally if I told you you were the ugliest creature ever to walk the face of this Earth? Yes? OK. I won't then." "Your breasts are small. I can help you with that." "Like these eyebrows? I've got more at home." "If we don't date, who will?" "I'm half sewing machine." "If you think I'm good, wait til you meet my parents." "We may as well go out, seeing as we're already naked and in bed together." "Doesn't that shower stall look inviting?" "I have hydro." "Come to my place and I'll pull your arms off." If you like anything here, or if you don't, please e-mail milky@yip.org. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
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