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What's Your Personal Hell?

"You really have to pee, but everywhere you turn, there are rabid, snake-killing mongooses snarling at you; or, your blood is syphoned out and replaced with Club Soda." -Livewire

"My personal hell is a flourescent-light shopping mall food court filled with smoking teenage punkshits and suburban goths. Phil Collins plays over the P.A. Musak and all there is to eat is cold french fries. Susudeo into eternity....." -Derek Sullivan

"It would be bad -- but worse." -Jim Munroe

"A big boil. Or, worse still, a bigger boil." -Albino Finch

"There are two performances from Tibetan opera which are very similar to Peking opera; this isn't opera as in the west, but a shrill singing style, sometimes punctuated by a ulalating type sound (as females do in the Middle East). The musical style is very similar to Chinese, however, the Tibetans appear very fond of cymbals crashing. There is much of this. They also have a long horn, which is literally that. It is about 8 feet." -Io

"Just like our world, but without pears. Or at least not so damned many. Never mind." -Milky

"Actually, my personal hell would be a furry horse, a guy named after a crustaceon, and someone who it would be appropriate to say to: 'Gee, for a little guy, you sure got a lot of tin foil!'" -TorqueTorque

"Just like everybody else's hell, except it has my name on it." - SpiKey PerSon

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