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• Child won't stop bleeding.
• Child is slumped in a corner with a dirty needle.
• Child has long hair.
• Child has a sudden fondness for "peanuts".
• Child never eats after midnight.
• Child enjoys the company of friends, wants to "be" with them.
• Child never operates heavy equipment anymore.
• Child leaves house.
• Child talks on the phone to people you don't know.
• Child won't answer to middle name.
• You find a shoehorn under child's bed.
• Child never complains about headaches.
• The subscriptions to "I Take Drugs" magazine keep getting renewed.
• Child consults physician if necessary.
• Child only reads the rental section of the classifieds.
• pH level of child's urine is not appropriate for his metabolism and body mass.
• You're not sure whether or not you child is on drugs.