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• A car in motion is a car that can crash
• Inflated tires, inflated ego.
• Steering wheels can easily distract the driver.
• If your hood pops up while driving, just keep going. Determination is the key.
• You wouldn't put gas in your body; why put it in your car?
• Seatbelt, shmeatbelt.
• You didn't think speed limits were for real, did you?
• Aim for the other cars (reverse psychology). *** FROM KYLE ***
• Don't drive tired. Airbags inflate conveniently when you crash.
• If your tires explode while driving, just keep going. They want an audience - don't be that audience.
• Have your exhaust piped inside your car - you paid good money for that gas.
• Brakes are for lazy drivers - CARS ARE FOR GOING!!!
• Don't waste your tires by using them all at once.
• No car? No problem! Drive anyhow.
• Deliberately crash your car every now and then. You're going to get into accidents anyhow - why not be in control?
• If your car catches fire while driving, just keep going. What a pathetic cry for attention.
• Remember: gas must go in the gas hole, not just through the window.
• Driving in reverse brings back lost gas.
• Remember: the car is more scared of you than you are of it.
• Don't waste your rear view mirror on other cars.
• Above all, remember, it's your car: drive how YOU want.