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Club Totenbuch

(temporarily abridged)

Bucky - Anyone and everyone (usually, only one person at a time may be Bucky). Also, a frame of mind. A way of existence.

Geek - A Geek is not meant to be an insulting term. It is sometimes misinterpreted as such. A Geek, however, is merely one who uses a Modem.

Geeking - The act of using a modem. BBSing.

Islington Joke - n. (also known as "an Islington" or "Islingtonism") This joke has developed due to a theory that if anything, no matter how unhumourous, is repeated enough, it will get to such a point that the sheer repetition of it will generate humour. The joke is as follows: "How about I meet you at Islington in five minutes?" To which the correct response is "Hmmm... Well, let's see. I would have to get on a bus and then transfer, so it will take me at least five minutes." and then "Hmmm... OK. How about five minutes then?" And so on. I suppose the original humour is that one could not reach Islington in such a short period of time, unless they are very close. But one should ignore this. It is not what is actually said, but how often. To achieve the best effect, the joke should be repeated at least ten times each and every hour. One must realize, before starting, that it won't even appear to be slightly humourous until it has been repeated thirty or so times. One must also treat it seriously at all times, otherwise the effect is lost.

Labia - n. 1. Vaginal lips. 2. A woman, or women in general. 3. A general insult. Many feminist groups have been worried about this. They claim that the only reason that Labia is used as an insult is because of men, and more specifically, men who hate women, somehow got it into their head that insulting the woman's body was a good thing to do. They insist that Labia should only be used when actually describing the vaginal lips. What a bunch of fucking dykes.

Mong - v. Something a fish can do by himself or with a few friends (See Fishmonger).

Mother, Your - n. This term found its original use as a reply to the question: "What are you doing?" or any deviation of said question ("What are you doing tonight? What were you doing last month?", etc). The term then evolved (if such a word can used) into a generic response. It was found that the term could be used as a reply to just about anything, although often a modification must be implemented. WARNING: If you are unfamiliar with this term in any way, STAY AWAY FROM IT. It's proven to be as addictive as crack cocaine, perhaps more. It took some members months to rehabilitate themselves. This term will destroy your mind.

Pickerhead - n. One who lives within the boundaries of Pickering. A general insult used towards someone who lives in Pickering. Such as: "Stupid Pickerhead."

Rekcuf - na. A general insult. Some experts have traced its meaning to the dawn of civilization. Noting that Alexander the Great brought the word with him as he first conquered Persia, and then India. The Vikings brought it to the new world, and attempted to give it to some Indians. Columbus had a better go at it. Others have noted that its merely Fucker spelt backwards and thus chuckle at these so called experts. Some claim the actual spelling is "rekcuF".

Rekcufs - n. Get one rekcuf, add one or more, and stir.

YIP - Fuck off, if I have to explain it to you, then there is no point.