The Olympic Logo

Okay. You wiggle it, but just a little bit. And unfortunately, in the Olympics, that doesn't cut it. In the words of the International Olympic Committee, you "just don't get it up". Wiping away the bitter tears of failure with your new silver medal, you stomp off in the direction of the seventh and final event: the gardening competition. How hard do you try?

Really hard
Somewhat hard
Fuck it

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