The Olympic Logo

Okay. You lie down beside your plant and sing it a little song you remember from your childhood:

Grow, grow, you stupid thing,
You're too small to do any work.
You look so tiny and pathetic
God you suck
Fucken' midget
Come on,
Get bigger for fuck's sake.

At first the song has no effect, but then, at last, seven years later, the plant dies.

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