Okay. While everyone else is busy out in the cold snow, luging in a battle of life and death, you are off in a sauna eating graham crackers. Boxes and boxes and boxes of graham crackers. Mmmm. It's times like these that really make you remember why you wanted to become an athlete in the first place. It is time for the fifth event: the biathlon. How hard do you try? Really hard Somewhat hard Fuck it The Olympics are owned by the Coca-Cola Corporation®. Space for the Olympics was donated by YIP.