TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

• 1) You can GET chocolate.
• 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
• 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
• 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
• 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
• 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
• 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
• 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
• 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
• 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
• 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
• 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
• 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
• 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
• 16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
• 17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
• 18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
• 19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
• 20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.