Liquid is very strange. It is my least favourite of the four states of matter. (Gas, Liquid, Solid, Nebraska). One day, I hope to launch a large assault against all liquids, but for now I am concentrating on a target which is always very open to attack, namely, water. Water is our enemy, don't let it tell you otherwise or I'll kill you. Water. Heh. Some people will read this essay on Water Hatred and say, "But, water is our friend. We need water to survive."
To this reader, I say, "Fuck you, you water lover." Humanity IS dependant on water, like drug addicts get addicted to cocaine. You see, water wants us to become totally dependant upon it. Water is waiting until our entire economy is focussed on two hydrogen one oxygen... and then it will leave.
"Leave?" asks the doubtful reader. Again, I say, "Fuck you, reader." Water intends to permeate into every aspect of our lives and our soceity. We drink about 10 glasses of water a day, and almost all our food contains water. Our electricity, both hydro and nuclear, is dependant on water. Business relies on water if it hopes to thrive and be wet. Water is waiting. Water can leave. It WILL happen. Evapouration. Only, THIS time, there won't be any rain.
Then one sad night, these wise minstrels were brutally murdered. No justification or explanation was offered. Only death. No terrorists groups claimed reposnsibility. IT WAS THE WATER.
Another soceity that opposes water is Holland. Holland uses windmills for power and refuses to succumb to the trendy hydro or nuclear energy sources. And Holland has paid for this refusal. Holland is the most constantly attacked country in the world. The Hollish live in fear as they build dams and dykes to protect them from being destroyed by liquid evil. Constantly their land is flooded. Eventually, Holland will be destroyed.
Murdered. Like the Atlantans. Eventually, all who oppose water will fall. Humans are slowly drinking more and more water, as our soceity becomes more and mroe water based. A few short years ago, humans were 67% water. A few scientists showed concern, but others claimed it was "natural" for this ridiculous percentage. Now, humans are 96% water. Rapidly approaching 100%. Humans will begin to liquify and run down sewers to join the enemy. People will go out for a swim, and virtually disappear.
Some readers are probably thinking, "This is foolish paranoia based on coincedence." To those readers, I say, "Die slowly and painfully." Water must be opposed. I have a three part plan.
1 - Move away from water based soceity. Move back to windmills and land. Abandon all ships, concentrate on planes. Prepare sponge factories.
3 - Attack. The war against water will be long and hard. We have been lenient with water for far too long, and have allowed it to swallow up 5-6 continents. It now controls most of the earth. We must manufacture umbrellas and domes to ward off the bombardment. We must ship the sands of the desert to the wetlands. We must dump loads of foam and sponge into the oceans, particularly the extremely hostile Atlantic Ocean and suburbs (such as The Great Lakes, Gulf of Mexico, Meditterean Sea, Amazon, Mackenzie and Mississippi rivers). Beware the polar ice caps. Keep them cold.
This plan CAN work, with support from the animal, vegetable and mineral kingdoms of matter. It will mean some suffering, but water must be stopped. Water intends to slowly multiply on this planet and then expands to other planets and new universes.
Water is a plaugue. It costs lives. It ruins our lives by making us dependant and addicted. It controls us. It must be stopped. Thank you.