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I vote for urine for my favourite liquid. It feels good to get rid of it, especially if you hold onto it till you almost can't control yourself. It also has very many creative uses... you can express your true self through it. Either by dressing appropriately and then sitting on some obnoxious guys lap during a party... no one will believe he didn't do it to himself! haha... Also it goes well with water pistols, you can use it judiciously and express the real you on everyone who passes you by... especially effective if you let of a few shots at rush hour as the subway doors are closing.

I have a friend who prefers cat urine as it smells more potent... but I don't have a cat. I'm just a skunk living in the junction. Mutant skunk pee rules!

Author: Mam'zelle Hepzibah

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