You sweet and smoky tropical bastard,
You stir my heart like a frost-bitten moose.
You make me chuckle in the night
As I hump my pillow furiously.
You take my soul and grind it
Like a bushel of overripe bananas
My nasal passages scream for you,
My juicy pimp from Passadina!
I'll slobber your name all over town
With a bazooka tucked neatly under my left testicle.
You lizard awaits me: "Arf."
Coffee, coffee, coffee, blowjob
It's you...