(There are two chairs on the stage. In between them is a table. In walks a MAN, and sits down.)
MAN (loudly, yelling) : Look at this stupid audience! Paid good money to see this! HAHAHAHAA!!!
MAN IN AUDIENCE : I resent that!
SOMEONE ELSE IN THE AUD : So do I.
(Everyone in the audience gets up and leaves. The MAN quits his job, and moves to Venezuela, where he was last seen wearing merely a large leaf.)
THE END