The quick brown fox jumped over lazy sleeping dog. Now is the time for all good men to come to aid of party. The quick brown fox ate nine watermelons and had to go to the bathroom really really bad, therefore he released his load on the unsuspecting sleeping dog. The dog, however, was dreaming that he was placed in a catapult and made noises of an L10-11 on a runway. The animal's owner was inside enjoying a nice warm cup of Javex bleach with some soap because she was tired of listening to the radio and the stupid morning shows in the afternoon. No matter how hard she tried to make nice English muffins she always burned them. This is the sole reason her husband filed for a divorce with her sister . Of course this had nothing to do with the temperature of the chickadee cage, so she drank up the remaining liquid. So tell me what this has to do with what the brown fox and how he wanted to have blond fur instead????? He pushed harder and harder until the dog was soaked in the brown foxes' urine. He woke up and lapped up the yellow water off his fur. Ruff Ruff went the dog. He sniffed and passed out, because the vet just gave him an injection of 80 percent alcohol. This was the vets day off to play on the swings in the park outside of the subdivision of where he didn't live but just was visiting. He thought that this was an airplane because he happended to be wasted out of his bottle. Mary kicked the door and broke her foot when she screamed about two hours ago, but time really doesn't matter. The air was inhaled . Yes he was very tired so he grabbed a tad of shut-eye from the department store. He stole it by accident though. The manager was quite peeved, so he took off his shoes and screamed at the old lady. He hopped into the getaway car and sat there until the police came and gave him a wild chase. He thanked the police afterwards many times for giving him such an enjoyable afternoon. The dog food was dry as usual this rainy day in March, so the doggy was extremely happy. This dog would smile if you kicked it in the ass. Or in the forehead bone several times sideways with cleats on. For this reason the owners wanted to buy a Nintendo to satisfy their noisy children. They didn't have children but as an investment they thought they would buy some diapers just in case. And speaking of cases , Bobby happened to be carrying his very stylish leather briefcase. Inside was his proffesional tennis racket for destroying missiles. As you know in fictional stories many missiles are available for cheap birds. Harry really couldn't give a shit if he didn't sell any of his missile deflecting tennis rackets, so he was just enjoying the sun and getting a tan. Unfortunately he couldn't get a tan right just yet, because he forgot to brush his teeth in the morning. The surgeon general has informed the public by word of advirtising spelled incorrectly that suntanning without brushing your teeth may or maynot be advisable if it isn't really sunny out. There is a direct link between one centimeter and the underground parking garage at night where all those pretty girls get harrassed for their car keys. He took one look at her car key and proceeded to bash her over the head with massive force with his mallet of death. She tried to scream but her mouth was ripped off with the keys he snatched out of her hands. He laughed at the crumpled body now that lay limp on the ground, in a pool of blood at the deep end. Few gurgles were emitted from the throat of the corpse. He justified his actions in his head by thinking of a good reason. His reasoning was that she tried to steal his car keys, taking advantage of a drunk man. Of course he would win because thats how justice works in the metropolitical underground world call CAeser salad. The sound of fresh crisp lettuce cracked between the teeth of a customer. The rest of the customers all looked in disgust at this flagrantly idiotic display. For they all knew that this was buffalo tendons just coloured green. He noticed later when he read the sign outside that said that WE SERVE LETTUCE THAT IS REALLY BUFFALO TENDONS. How disgusting he thought as he paid his bill and told them how good the food was and that he would definately show up here at this establishment again. His eating this food couldn't have taken place if his mother didn't teach him how to walk. This is all really superfluous compared to the crazy stuff that happens in the police station. The captain was exasperated to hear that some guy had eaten the flesh of a dog which was deficated on by a rabid brown haired, not blond haired fox, and he died as a result of this. Everyone happened to laugh at this instant, and some thought this was a crazy paradox. It was and nobody would realize the serious of their situation. Little did they know that their laughing in unison would spell disaster and later the true ending of the universe as we never knew it.
THE END!!!!
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