There was once a boy named Terence. He wasn't very well liked. No reason in particular, except that his name was Terence. Also, he had no ears. So he looked funny. He could hear, cause he had holes in the sides of his head, but no ears. People would mock him, yelling, "HAHA! That guy has no ears! Ha! No ears! What's he good for?! He must be a racist! HA! Hey Face, I'll sell ysome ears! HA! You have no ears!" and other things to that effect. None of it was very original, you see. So one day, he got fed up, and decide to fasion himself ears out of styrofoam. As you probably could guess, styrofoam wasn't a very good choice, and he was mocked with even more intensity. Then he decided to go with plastic. So he made plastic ears. People liked them. He got laid. The end.