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Slow But Steady

by Milky

(The scene: A casino/bar in Monte Carlo. Lots of commotion, clinking glasses and tumbling coins can be heard in the background as the camera gently pans up a bar stool and over the shoulder of an elegant blond and onto a three-toed sloth resting gently on the bar counter.)

WOMAN: I've been followed to the bar. SLOTH: Well let's get out of here. WOMAN (picking sloth up and placing him on her shoulder): Alright, where to? SLOTH: Just get to my bike.

(The woman with the sloth on her shoulder, runs out of the bar and down to the beach, where the sloth and she get on the bike. Then...BOOM!)

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