There was once a time, much like now, but more like a thousand rubies, each a glittering red, a red as wide open as the countryside on a day with a sky as blue as the ocean, an ocean as deep as a dagger in your skull, a skull so well endowed, like a woman of curves so fine that she's as round as that word dares to imply, the implications long and foreboding, like a drain...
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