When suddenly Sol and Marcel both spontaneously compusted into nothingness
and a whole new story began for pure algea, the algea here was too french
for my blood, so the GUY (hey, lets call him....FACE) tapped
himself on the tooth 3 times and quickly vanished, leaving Mike, Marge and
Greg standing all alone. They went on a shopping spree and bought all the
yaks and toy spam they could afford, then Mike proposed to marge, spokane
style, this was unfortunate seeing as Marge was soaked, and DEFINETELY
soaking in it so greg sold his soul to satan so he could say he had done
it but then Buddha came down and said 'No' and moses, mohammed and jesus
quickly joined in and they all said 'No!' until there were scales stuck to
everything, then they all went for lunch at MCYAKS, unfortunately there
was one helluva title wave come through the phone lines, which fucked up
the phones. But then they all found out they had colours all over the
place, this didn't impress Marge at all, so she simply turned her head and
continued soaking in it, but Mike was playing with himself while Marge
looked on with disgust and fucked her yak quickly horizontally. Mike was
quite impressed by this, and promptly killed an inocent bystander,
unfortunately his face got stuck in the blender, so he had to wince in
pain. Fortunately, he bled to death and was able to sell it at the local
donner clinic for lots of money but now that he had no more blood he could
not longer eat of drink since there was nothing left to pass the nutrients
to. He sighed heavily and died from depression ya but halfway up to
heaven God looked at him and said "Your ugly" and sent him back down to
Earth to a beauty clinic were he looked for some help but found it easily
and yet, difficultly. It was right there, snug in between the slug and
the manhole cover, but how was he to get it without dropping it down to
hell?? He didn't know. But then he thought a facial would be good write
about now, so he sat down and immediately started eat his yak but he
wasn't hungry so he went downstairs to see what was going on. He
discovered that he was really a fetus, he went into a coma, which
exploded. "Wow!" he said. "What an inconvience!!" He left for
upper-left mega-sanctimonious vehement war mongering hell, but much to
his dismay he was concieved and nine months later his parent died, this
caused him to laugh long and hard and have a happy care free life until
one day he realised that he was still in the womb so he started to eat his
way out when he relized WHAT he was eating his way out of. It was some
stinking NAZI with no facial features whatsoever so he started messing
around with the internal organs of this person only to discover he didn't
ACTUALLY have any. The whole thing was a figment of his imagination, and
he ended up where he was before in greenland, home of the graceful and
majestic gerbil, king of the Wokwoka people who didn't like him so they
decided to try to burn him at with a blow torch but it so happened that
they didn't have one, so they settled for a cheap 99 cent lighter when
suddenly it exploded cuz they baught it at zellers and gave him 5th degree
burns to his face witch the docter had never seen before so he just welded
a mask onto his face, but then the mask fell off and his FACE was so
horrible that only a deff person could love him, so he took Marcel (or
whoever else is in the story) and poked his teeth out when yahtzee rolled
a fourteen word message because he hated one-worded ones. But then he
found out that he couldn't count past 12 obviously. "Blast!" he thought
as he cursed the sword that had been in his throat for the last ten years
then he wrote a hundred line message on the Babble BBS and left for a
place were he would finnaly be acceptrd from him peirs, so when he got
there he went up to a girl and typed 'hey!, Aren't you Pillar of
Pentagarm??' "How could you think of a pillar as being female?" she
replied. So she immediately began fondlin the nearest lampost, and
suddenly the lampost fondled back, they had an unsuccessful relationship,
and both died. God did much like either of them and promply began
mastubating. God! Why do you guys always have to have our characters jerk
off??!! It's getting so stupid and typical, leave sex out of it and use
your imagination!! Everyone seemed to have lost thier imaginations, so
they got back to the typical plot, which is massing to kill the Finn
because his message was too big. God finally decided to resurect both
the lampost and and the wonderful female when along came a guy named Jase.
Then, he was off to Columbia
Authors:
Milky Puppy, The Finn Caramon Majere, Nitro, Wendle, Tear Jacob, Fido,
Pillar of Pentagarn... and anyone else we may have forgotten.