YIP Index

WIFT: What your eyebrow does when you ski into a dog.

SPHORMBLOUR: A man with a hat. OR: Existential reality. Whichever.

SLURGE: (Created here, in fact.) Passionate kissing manoever requiring unusual tongue dexterity. Best done while humming anthing by Stevie Wonder.

GUSHE: That darned noise your stomach makes after swallowing a bear.

CRUB: Disco parlour for little sperms.

YIP Index