1. You are invited to to share a locker with a person in your homeroom. You dislike that person, but you need a locker. Do you:
a) Accept the offer and avoid your partner.
b) Decline the offer.
c) Pull out an knife and continually drive it into your partner's gut and
skull laughing madly as they scream.
2. A store clerk comes up to you and says "May I help you?" You reply:
a) "Yes, you may. Thank you."
b) "Oh, fuck off, you little prick."
c) By planting an axe in their forehead.
2. You are god. Do you:
a) Attempt to help humanity find peace and happiness.
b) Amuse yourself by watching the strivings of mortals.
c) Send huge fucking bolts of lightning into their face, make huge
floods of lava and blood, spread plagues and laugh yourself to sleep at
how pathetic a race they are.
3. You have some paper and sealing wax. Do you:
a) Make a paper boat.
b) Throw them away.
c) Kill someone.
4. What do you think of Bran Flakes?
a) They're OK.
b) Well, I had them once at a friend's house, but that was because they
didn't have any Fruit Loops, so I was sorta forced to eat them, but
otherwise, ya.
c) Bran whats?
5. You favorite food is:
a) Bread.
b) Bread.
c) Bread.
Scoring:
0-2 - You are hopelessly normal. Just another faceless member of a massive society, undistinguishable from any other pleb who walks the face of this decripidly uniform earth.
3-4 - You are not quite lunatic caliber, but keep trying!
5 or above - Congratulations! You are a full-fledge pyscho! Send in this coupon for a free knife.