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OLYMPIA AND THE SAD BIFTECH

• Olympia, extremely French girl from Greece.
• Biftech, slab of French meat.
• Zaxxon, their landlord. Has rabies.

  and

• Whitedeath, the wizard of the Sahara.

{Dixie cups, puddings, melancholy feelings, back bacon, front bacon, flotsam, answers, felt, cork, schnitzel, puma embryos, American states in slow progression from South to North.}

{Scene 1. Florida.}

Olympia: Cheer up.
Biftech:

{Scene 2. Tennesee.}

Olympia: Cut it out.
Biftech:
Olympia: Stop it.
Biftech:
Olympia: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!
Biftech:

{Scene 3. Virginia.}

Biftech:
Olympia: Lay off! {Stabs biftech with pen.}
Biftech: !
Olympia: LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Biftech:

{Scene 4. Massachusettes.}

Olympia: DIE! DIE! {Shoots biftech MANY times}
Biftech: But... {dies.}

{End.}

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