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Bizarre Mormans at Canada's Wonderland

by Milky Puppy

Read it out loud and yule be amazed at what you say.

Suddenly, the bus arrived and they oozed out slowly, add one (1) point for each egg. Then the chief injun shot the sun, causing them to leap from the summit. 'Now, this is good beer!', the president asked Nicaragua, which cried, 'Well hear rexanthal.' Then it stopped. The Beastie Boys played a quick game of Yahtzee (Jr. Edition, sadly), but that made the tide unbearable so we left for Yugoslavia immediately, after a five year cooling period. "Santa?", cried Wayne. "Oh.", lied Santa, after he finished his third cup. Their faces richocheted off the hard-core fleele, causing that famous ice-age.

When the meeting re-adjourned, the judge found the jury guilty of 180 degree rape, on all counts. The cop, got so. Mad. He shot. The head horse said 'Here, here' and the pygmies went wild. 'No, not that pigskin!' The warrior busted a pose. But Arsenio would have no part of it, and he swallowed his face whole. 'Next, the mormons went on the bat and the third one puked the entire time!,' Rick Dangerous wondered to himself as his face came alive with hatred for bacon everywhere, and he had lunch, because it was the only meal between break. Add 3 (three) points, for everything in Guatamala. Now he toasted the hell out of what I would call an innocent bystander.

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