And the sun said to the man, "Hey"
And the man didn't quite understand, so he said, "Pardon me, I don't think I've quite caught your meaning there, oh shining medium density star at the centre of my solar system."
And the sun said, "What?"
And man said, "What do you mean by 'hey'?"
And the sun said, "Oh, I don't know, it just seemed like an appropriate thing to say at the time."
And man said, "Well it wasn't, bastard."
And the sun said, "Sorry," and left.
And man froze.