-There were there two guys in a boat. -by Milky Puppy.
-Did you hear the one about the 2 bodybuilders, the hamburger and the condom? 
-No, what? 
-Nothing.            -by The Sphyramid
-These two guys walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would've ducked. 
  -by The Golden Rodent
-Ask me if I'm an orange. 
-Are you an orange? 
-No.                -as quoted by Maelstrom
A man walks into the bar. The bartender inquires as to why the man has a parrot on his shoulder. "I don't" he replied.
There were three pigs in a tub. "Pass the soap" one asked. "What do you think I am, a radio??" replied the third.
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