Things to do when J.W.'s com to YOUR door

by Creeping Face

If you own an intercomm system (my house does for some stupid reason) you say in a really passionate voice (Ren?! :)) "Hello?" and whatever they reply fake an orgasm.
Come to the door saying that your truly repentant, and that your a born again virgin or something like that. Get them completely convinced, and when they lay the 'well, I'm afraid a donation is neccessary' unzip yourself and say 'Will this do?'
Get your little brother/sister to answer the door and when they say "Maw, its da JaHOvas!" you scream really loudly, "QUICK GET THE GUNS!!!"
If Your of a perverted nature you can always get those mirrored shoes to look up they're robes, I this would be particularly appealing to the women who are up for a good challenge.

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