About three seconds later, all hell broke loose.
I mean, no one really expected anything to occure. They were all proved to be quite foolish, and I guess I should admit that I was as fooled as the rest of them.
I could hear everyone exclaim their shock and surprise. "Whoa," said one man, who was quite obviously taken by surprise. "What the hell," said a woman, unable to contain her disbelief. "Holy fuck," I caught the large breasted woman in the second row exclaim. Her companion didn't even pause long enough to place his penis back into his pants. Bang! He was gone. I've never seen anyone run so fast.
The lady with one eye noted, "I've never seen anyone run so fast, and I was in the war, and all." She was lying of course, but under the cercumstances, that was all right.
A man with a nail in his chest poundered the purpose of existence and then concluded that he was really a woman trapped within the body of a man with a nail in his chest.
Three hundred Grenadiers who had been sitting quietly in the corner jumped to their feet and cried, "Cripes!"
I wet my pants. It could have been worse, I suppose, my head could have exploded. I suppose its lucky it didn't, sort of.